Priorities

My husband's birthday is coming up in a few days. We went out to dinner for his birthday and my 13-year old son asks when the big day is. My husband is annoyed that our son has forgotten his birthdate and becomes increasingly irritated as my son tries to guess the day, and doesn't ever get it right.

In my son's defense I say, "Well, you know how kids are, they forget birthdays, phone numbers, haplogroups..."

My son looks at me point blank and says, "I'm haplogroup ' I '.

If looks could kill, I'd have a dead kid right now....